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A Look Back

August 4th, 2010

I just realized there were comments in old articles. Which makes me wonder, "Why comment and run?!" Hehe.

Anyways...

My Shitty AFI article got this gem.

March 26th, 2009 wtf said:
WTF you are a bunch of f*cking HATERS!!! you can go to hell Afi isnt and will never be gay! and who gives a f8ck how they look im sure u look like a fag! davey is awsome and not a chick

On my lovely Jaguar Love Sucks article:

September 17th, 2009 Chris said:
HAHAHA this is great, I just saw these guys and they are TERRIBLE! They opened for coheed and cambria, funny review totally true.
January 15th, 2010 Jeff said:
HAHAHA I remember seeing this band opening for Queens of the Stone Age & Mastadon. (Same show? don't remember) Anyway, the crowd booed heavily. This entry couldn't have reviewed the band any better.

And lastly my IKEA Bacon article:

January 1st, 2010 Vlad said:
i lived in Europe for a while and cubed bacon is the best because it comes prepared so you can just sit and pop cube after cube of delicious bacon mmmmmmmmm

That's too bad I don't write much here anymore.

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Money!

May 11th, 2010

Yeahhhhh buddy.

So I added some ads up at the top of Hmmburger.

Did you just sell out?

Fool! I sold out when I got a job that wasn't hourly. Professional careers and all that!

Wait, but...

Are you gonna say, "But don't you freelance?"

The answer is yes.

Still a sellout?

I don't know. What do you think?

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Chirp

February 15th, 2010

Just making sure this thing still works.

Don't get to excited now.

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